Saturday, October 11th – 6pm.
Grand Opening of The Cursed Pineapple.
The most exclusive tiki bar & bocce court on Earth.

If you have an invite, RSVP to you-know-who. Otherwise, don’t.
The location is secret. Your host will tell you where.
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Ananas Maledictus Neminem Parcit.